Mouth Insults

Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.

When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.

If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.

Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?

Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Can you eat a banana sideways? Cause you have a big mouth.

You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest