Mouth Insults

There are 11 mouth insults and comebacks.

  • Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
    894
  • I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    763
  • You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.
    -98
  • When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
    29
  • The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
    210
  • Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
    30
  • If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.
    134
  • Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?
    290
  • Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
    -11
  • Can you eat a banana sideways? Cause you have a big mouth.
    -21
  • You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest
    57