Mom Insults

Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.

Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.

Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.

Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links

Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.

Yo mama's sooooo ugly that she even made a blind baby cry!

You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.