Mom Insults

Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.

No one asked me how my day was.
Person says: How was your day?
You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"

Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'

Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.