Mom Insults

There are 202 mom insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.
    56
  • No one asked me how my day was.
    Person says: How was your day?
    You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard
    144
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.
    24
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"
    18
  • Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.
    35
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.
    31
  • Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
    178
  • Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
    46
  • It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    417
  • Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
    74
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.
    59
  • Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'
    89
  • Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
    243
  • Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
    2
  • Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
    218
  • If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
    604
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
    253
  • Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
    -18
  • I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
    -253
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.
    -4