Random Mom Insults

Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"

Insult: Have your balls dropped yet? You: Yeah, in your mom's mouth!

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.

Insult: You suck. Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.

Fucked your mom last night. Comeback: I didn't know my mom was a lesbian!

Yo mama's sooooo ugly that she even made a blind baby cry!

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.

Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.

Yo momma's just like a bookbag, she gets something stuck in her everyday.

You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

If I wanted a bitch I would have went straight to your mom.

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.