- Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.208
- Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.754
- Life isn't easy, but your mom is.137
- Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.101
- Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.49
- Bully: Give me your money!
Victim: I would, but I gotta pay your mom for last night.535
- If I wanted a bitch I would have went straight to your mom.154
- Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.28
- Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.76
- Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.56
- Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.92
- Yo momma’s so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.-42
- Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.24
- Insult: Have your balls dropped yet?
You: Yeah, in your mom's mouth!162
- Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!19
- Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.28
- Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!11
- Fucked your mom last night.
Comeback: I didn't know my mom was a lesbian!122
- Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.39
- Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.13