Mom Insults

Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.

Insult: Why are you so fat? Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Bully: Give me your money! Victim: I would, but I gotta pay your mom for last night.

If I wanted a bitch I would have went straight to your mom.

Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.

Yo momma's so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.

Insult: Have your balls dropped yet? You: Yeah, in your mom's mouth!

Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!

Fucked your mom last night. Comeback: I didn't know my mom was a lesbian!

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.