Mom Insults

There are 202 mom insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
    241
  • Insult: Why are you so fat?
    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
    865
  • Life isn't easy, but your mom is.
    170
  • Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
    119
  • Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
    55
  • Bully: Give me your money!
    Victim: I would, but I gotta pay your mom for last night.
    571
  • If I wanted a bitch I would have went straight to your mom.
    162
  • Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
    37
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
    96
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
    74
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.
    104
  • Yo momma‚Äôs so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.
    -63
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.
    22
  • Insult: Have your balls dropped yet?
    You: Yeah, in your mom's mouth!
    182
  • Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!
    22
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
    41
  • Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
    20
  • Fucked your mom last night.
    Comeback: I didn't know my mom was a lesbian!
    137
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
    40
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
    25