Mom Insults

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.

I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night.

Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

Insult: You're gay. Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.

Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.