Mom Insults

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma's so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.

Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.

Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.

You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.

Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.