Mom Insults

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...

Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!

Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.

Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'

Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.

Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.

Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"