Mom Insults

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

Are your parents siblings?

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Yo momma's just like a bookbag, she gets something stuck in her everyday.

Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.