Male Insults

There are 12 male insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
    3.8K
  • 2
    Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
    1.1K
  • 3
    Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
    500
  • 4
    Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
    210
  • 5
    He has bigger tits than his mom
    152
  • 6
    Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
    105
  • 7
    My other ride is your mom.
    57
  • 8
    Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
    56
  • 9
    You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.
    -35
  • 10
    He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
    -67
  • 11
    He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
    -178
  • 12
    He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
    -262