Male Insults

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.

Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

He has bigger tits than his mom

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

My other ride is your mom.

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.