Male Insults

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.

He has bigger tits than his mom

Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.

You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.

He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

My other ride is your mom.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.