Male Insults

There are 12 male insults and comebacks.

  • Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
    46
  • Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
    106
  • Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
    1K
  • He has bigger tits than his mom
    147
  • Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
    476
  • You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.
    -19
  • He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
    -233
  • He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
    -50
  • He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
    -159
  • Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
    3.7K
  • My other ride is your mom.
    51
  • Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
    202