Male Insults

There are 12 male insults and comebacks.

  • Rude Insults
    He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
    -68
  • Good Comebacks
    Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
    105
  • Rude Insults
    Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
    213
  • Rude Insults
    He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
    -182
  • Rude Insults
    Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
    507
  • Good Comebacks
    You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.
    -43
  • Guy Insults
    Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
    61
  • Relationship Insults
    Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
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  • Good Comebacks
    My other ride is your mom.
    63
  • Fat Insults
    He has bigger tits than his mom
    184
  • Rude Insults
    He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
    -263
  • Good Comebacks
    Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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