Random Male Insults

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.

He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.

He has bigger tits than his mom

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

My other ride is your mom.