Life Insults

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When they gave out lives, Where were you?

Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.

Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.

Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

Know what makes me laugh hard? Your life!

Lives are just games, and it looks like you haven't bought one yet.

Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.