Life Insults

There are 9 life insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
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  • 2
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    When they gave out lives,
    Where were you?
    871
  • 3
    Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
    542
  • 4
    Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.
    364
  • 5
    Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
    247
  • 6
    Life isn't easy, but your mom is.
    192
  • 7
    Know what makes me laugh hard? Your life!
    162
  • 8
    Lives are just games, and it looks like you haven't bought one yet.
    139
  • 9
    Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    63