Life Insults

There are 9 life insults and comebacks.

  • Family Insults
    Life isn't easy, but your mom is.
    186
  • Good Comebacks
    Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
    538
  • Good Comebacks
    Know what makes me laugh hard? Your life!
    161
  • Good Comebacks
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    When they gave out lives,
    Where were you?
    848
  • Girl Insults
    Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
    246
  • Casual Insults
    Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    63
  • Good Comebacks
    Lives are just games, and it looks like you haven't bought one yet.
    139
  • Good Comebacks
    Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.
    364
  • Good Comebacks
    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    2.4K