Life Insults

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.

Know what makes me laugh hard? Your life!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When they gave out lives, Where were you?

Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.

Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.

Lives are just games, and it looks like you haven't bought one yet.

Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.