Life Insults

There are 9 life insults and comebacks.

  • Life isn't easy, but your mom is.
    131
  • Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
    509
  • Know what makes me laugh hard? Your life!
    150
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    When they gave out lives,
    Where were you?
    604
  • Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
    209
  • Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    57
  • Lives are just games, and it looks like you haven't bought one yet.
    133
  • Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.
    363
  • Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    2.3K