Random Life Insults

Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.

Lives are just games, and it looks like you haven't bought one yet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When they gave out lives, Where were you?

Know what makes me laugh hard? Your life!

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.

Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.

Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.