- 1If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.246
- 2Person 1: Can't you take a joke?
Person 2: Yeah, I could. If you had one.244
- 3Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.229
- 4What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.127
- 5Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.123
- 6Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!81
- 7You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
Them: I don't know
You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!1
- 8What do you call a funny politician?
- 9What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.-100
- 10Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.-133