Joke Insults

There are 10 joke insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
    248
  • 2
    Person 1: Can't you take a joke?
    Person 2: Yeah, I could. If you had one.
    244
  • 3
    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.
    229
  • 4
    What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
    130
  • 5
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
    124
  • 6
    Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
    81
  • 7
    You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
    Them: I don't know
    You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!
    1
  • 8
    What do you call a funny politician?
    Hillery-ous
    -46
  • 9
    What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
    -102
  • 10
    Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.
    -135