- You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
Them: I don't know
You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!4
- What do you call a funny politician?
- Person 1: Can't you take a joke?
Person 2: Yeah, I could. If you had one.246
- If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.258
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.229
- What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.-104
- What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.136
- Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.-135
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.126
- Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!79