Random Joke Insults

Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

You: What is the difference between you and an apple? Them: I don't know You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!

What do you call a funny politician? Hillery-ous

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.

Person 1: Can't you take a joke? Person 2: Yeah, I could. If you had one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.

Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!