Joke Insults

There are 10 joke insults and comebacks.

  • Casual Insults
    You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
    Them: I don't know
    You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!
    4
  • Political Insults
    What do you call a funny politician?
    Hillery-ous
    -47
  • Good Comebacks
    Person 1: Can't you take a joke?
    Person 2: Yeah, I could. If you had one.
    246
  • Ugly Insults
    If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
    258
  • Casual Insults
    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.
    229
  • Girl Insults
    What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
    -104
  • Rude Insults
    What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
    136
  • Classic Insults
    Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.
    -135
  • Ugly Insults
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
    126
  • Good Comebacks
    Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
    79