Joke Insults

Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.

If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

You: What is the difference between you and an apple? Them: I don't know You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!

Person 1: Can't you take a joke? Person 2: Yeah, I could. If you had one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.

What do you call a funny politician? Hillery-ous