Intelligent Insults

There are 14 intelligent insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
    159
  • 2
    Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    143
  • 3
    You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    107
  • 4
    I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
    86
  • 5
    Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
    71
  • 6
    You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
    70
  • 7
    If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    40
  • 8
    The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
    34
  • 9
    You're not optimized for life are you?
    15
  • 10
    You're not important - you're just an NPC!
    12
  • 11
    You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
    -12
  • 12
    You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
    -76
  • 13
    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
    -109
  • 14
    Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -196