Intelligent Insults

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

You're not important - you're just an NPC!

You're not optimized for life are you?

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.