Random Intelligent Insults

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

You're not important - you're just an NPC!

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.

You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out

You're not optimized for life are you?

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.