Intelligent Insults
There are 14 intelligent insults and comebacks.
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Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.-196
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Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.70
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You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.-76
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Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.-109
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If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.40
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Your IQ involves the square root of -1.142
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You're not optimized for life are you?15
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You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.-13
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You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.159
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You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.70
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The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.34
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You're not important - you're just an NPC!12
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You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out106
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I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.86