Intelligent Insults

There are 14 intelligent insults and comebacks.

  • Nerd Insults
    Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
    -207
  • Mean Insults
    Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
    77
  • Good Comebacks
    You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
    -74
  • Good Comebacks
    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
    -110
  • Nerd Insults
    If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    41
  • Nerd Insults
    Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    150
  • Nerd Insults
    You're not optimized for life are you?
    18
  • Nerd Insults
    You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
    -15
  • Nerd Insults
    You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
    165
  • Nerd Insults
    You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
    70
  • Nerd Insults
    The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
    31
  • Nerd Insults
    You're not important - you're just an NPC!
    10
  • Nerd Insults
    You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    113
  • Nerd Insults
    I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
    89