Intelligent Insults

There are 14 intelligent insults and comebacks.

  • Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
  • Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
  • You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
  • Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  • If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
  • Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
  • You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
  • The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
  • You're not important - you're just an NPC!
  • You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
  • I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.