Idiot Insults

You are an oxygen thief.

Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.

It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.

I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but on closer inspection it said thick cut.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

If you think you're a wit, you're half right.

Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

You make less sense than a white basketball player.

Did you eat a brain tumor this morning, cause you are just retarded.