Idiot Insults

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

You're not optimized for life are you?

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?