Husband Insults
There are 11 husband insults and comebacks.
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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.37
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Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.21
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He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.-68
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Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.-11
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He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.-182
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.232
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!979
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Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.47
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He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.-263
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I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.79
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Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.173