Husband Insults

5 years ago
Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.
5 years ago
Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
6 years ago
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
6 years ago
I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
6 years ago
Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
6 years ago
Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
7 years ago
He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
7 years ago
He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
7 years ago
He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
7 years ago
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
8 years ago
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.