Husband Insults

Ex: You'll never find someone like me. You: That's the point.

Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.

Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.

He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.