Husband Insults

There are 11 husband insults and comebacks.

  • Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
    You: That's the point.
  • Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
  • I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
  • Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
  • Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
  • He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
  • He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
  • He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
  • I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
  • I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.