Husband Insults

There are 11 husband insults and comebacks.

  • Relationship Insults
    Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
    You: That's the point.
    173
  • Relationship Insults
    Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
    47
  • Relationship Insults
    Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
    232
  • Relationship Insults
    I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
    79
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
    -11
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
    21
  • Rude Insults
    He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
    -263
  • Rude Insults
    He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
    -68
  • Rude Insults
    He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
    -182
  • Relationship Insults
    I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
    979
  • Relationship Insults
    I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
    37