House Insults

There are 10 house insults and comebacks.

  • Mean Insults
    1
    Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
    133
  • House Insults
    2
    Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.
    73
  • Idiot Insults
    3
    You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.
    58
  • Money Insults
    4
    You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.
    36
  • Yo Momma Insults
    5
    Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!
    35
  • House Insults
    6
    Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.
    20
  • House Insults
    7
    Your house is SO dirty, even your hoover has asthma.
    12
  • Yo Momma Insults
    8
    Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.
    2
  • House Insults
    9
    Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
    -7
  • House Insults
    10
    Your house is so nasty, I saw the two guys from saw trapped there.
    -25