Random House Insults

Your house is so nasty, I saw the two guys from saw trapped there.

Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.

Your house is SO dirty, even your hoover has asthma.

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.

Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.

Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.