House Insults

Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.

Your house is SO dirty, even your hoover has asthma.

Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.

Your house is so nasty, I saw the two guys from saw trapped there.

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.