House Insults
There are 10 house insults and comebacks.
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Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.-11
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Your house is SO dirty, even your hoover has asthma.11
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Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.21
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Your house is so nasty, I saw the two guys from saw trapped there.-24
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You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.53
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Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.63
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Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!32
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You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.33
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Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.1
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Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.131