House Insults

There are 10 house insults and comebacks.

  • Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
    -5
  • Your house is SO dirty, even your hoover has asthma.
    13
  • Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.
    20
  • Your house is so nasty, I saw the two guys from saw trapped there.
    -24
  • You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.
    56
  • Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.
    70
  • Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!
    34
  • You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.
    33
  • Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.
    2
  • Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
    133