Height Insults

You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.

You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!

I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.

You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.

If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.

You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.

You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.

Short person: How's the weather up there? Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?

You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.

Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.

You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.

You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!

Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts

Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!