Height Insults

There are 14 height insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!
    438
  • 2
    You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
    378
  • 3
    I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.
    344
  • 4
    You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
    339
  • 5
    If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
    221
  • 6
    You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
    201
  • 7
    You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
    132
  • 8
    Short person: How's the weather up there?
    Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
    83
  • 9
    You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
    29
  • 10
    Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.
    -7
  • 11
    You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
    -132
  • 12
    Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts
    -241
  • 13
    You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
    -280
  • 14
    Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!
    -294