Height Insults

You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!

You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.

Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?

You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.

Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts

You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!

You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.

You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.

You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.

I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.

Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!

Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.

You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.