Random Height Insults

Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.

You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!

Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!

If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.

You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!

You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.

I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.

Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts

You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.

Short person: How's the weather up there? Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?

You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.

You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.

You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.

You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.