Height Insults

There are 14 height insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts
    -240
  • I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.
    340
  • You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
    376
  • Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!
    -293
  • Short person: How's the weather up there?
    Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
    81
  • Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.
    -7
  • You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
    27
  • If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
    220
  • You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
    199
  • You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
    337
  • You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
    -131
  • You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
    129
  • You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
    -279
  • You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!
    436