Height Insults

Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts

I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.

You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.

Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!

Short person: How's the weather up there? Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?

Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.

You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.

If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.

You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.

You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.

You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.

You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.

You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!

You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!