Guy Insults

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.

Insult: Why do you even wear a bra? You don't have anything to put in it. Comeback: You wear pants, don't you?

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

He has bigger tits than his mom

Life is short and so is your penis.

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.

My other ride is your mom.

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.

You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

Guy 1: Why are you so fat? Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.