Guy Insults

There are 20 guy insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
  • 2
    Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
  • 3
    Insult: Why do you even wear a bra? You don't have anything to put in it.
    Comeback: You wear pants, don't you?
  • 4
    You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
  • 5
    You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
  • 6
    Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
  • 7
    I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
  • 8
    He has bigger tits than his mom
  • 9
    Life is short and so is your penis.
  • 10
    Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
  • 11
    I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
  • 12
    My other ride is your mom.
  • 13
    Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
  • 14
    If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.
  • 15
    You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
  • 16
    You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.
  • 17
    He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
  • 18
    Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
    Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.
  • 19
    He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
  • 20
    He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.