Random Guy Insults

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Guy 1: Why are you so fat? Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

Life is short and so is your penis.

He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

Insult: Why do you even wear a bra? You don't have anything to put in it. Comeback: You wear pants, don't you?

If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.

You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.

He has bigger tits than his mom

My other ride is your mom.

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.