Guy Insults

There are 20 guy insults and comebacks.

  • I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
    187
  • You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
    284
  • Insult: Why do you even wear a bra? You don't have anything to put in it.
    Comeback: You wear pants, don't you?
    485
  • Life is short and so is your penis.
    133
  • I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
    68
  • Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
    53
  • If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.
    24
  • Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
    Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.
    -72
  • Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
    105
  • You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
    296
  • Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
    1.1K
  • He has bigger tits than his mom
    149
  • You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.
    -21
  • He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
    -252
  • He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
    -57
  • He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
    -165
  • Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
    3.8K
  • You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
    21
  • My other ride is your mom.
    54
  • Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
    206