Guy Insults

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

Insult: Why do you even wear a bra? You don't have anything to put in it. Comeback: You wear pants, don't you?

Life is short and so is your penis.

I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.

Guy 1: Why are you so fat? Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.

He has bigger tits than his mom

You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.

He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

My other ride is your mom.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.