Guy Insults
There are 20 guy insults and comebacks.
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I would kick you in the balls if you had any.177
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You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.263
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Insult: Why do you even wear a bra? You don't have anything to put in it.
Comeback: You wear pants, don't you?477 -
Life is short and so is your penis.127
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I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.68
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Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.50
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If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.23
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Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.-73 -
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.106
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You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.290
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Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.1K
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He has bigger tits than his mom149
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You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.-20
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He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.-242
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He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.-52
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He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.-161
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Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.3.8K
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You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.20
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My other ride is your mom.54
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Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.202