Gross Insults

You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.

What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common? They both stick meat in ten year old buns.

Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!

Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.

Yo momma's so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.

I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.

Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?