Gross Insults

3 years ago
Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
3 years ago
Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
4 years ago
I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
4 years ago
If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.
4 years ago
Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
5 years ago
What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick meat in ten year old buns.
6 years ago
Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.
6 years ago
I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
6 years ago
Yo momma's so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!
7 years ago
You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
7 years ago
Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.
8 years ago
You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.