Gross Insults

There are 12 gross insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
  • Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
  • I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
  • If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.
  • Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?
  • What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?
    They both stick meat in ten year old buns.
  • Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.
  • I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
  • Yo momma's so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!
  • You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
  • Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.
  • You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.