Random Gross Insults

Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?

Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.

What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common? They both stick meat in ten year old buns.

Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.

If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.

Yo momma's so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!

I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.