Good Insults

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.

Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.

Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

Guy 1: Why are you so fat? Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.

If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.

You're such an anal orifice.

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.

Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.