Girlfriend Insults

There are 9 girlfriend insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Garbage is dumped,
    And so are you.
    525
  • 2
    Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

    One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
    364
  • 3
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I feel bad for the guys,
    That end up with you.
    291
  • 4
    Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
    214
  • 5
    Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
    188
  • 6
    Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
    You: That's the point.
    155
  • 7
    Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
    73
  • 8
    I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
    40
  • 9
    You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.
    33