Girlfriend Insults

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Garbage is dumped, And so are you.

What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I feel bad for the guys, That end up with you.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.

Ex: You'll never find someone like me. You: That's the point.

Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?

You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.