Girlfriend Insults

There are 9 girlfriend insults and comebacks.

  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I feel bad for the guys,
    That end up with you.
    261
  • You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.
    25
  • Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
    You: That's the point.
    121
  • Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
    54
  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
    188
  • Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

    One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
    349
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Garbage is dumped,
    And so are you.
    453
  • Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
    177
  • I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
    41