Girlfriend Insults
There are 9 girlfriend insults and comebacks.
-
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you.560 -
Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?83
-
Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.191
-
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.313 -
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.225
-
You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.38
-
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.374 -
Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.162 -
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.37