Random Girlfriend Insults

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Garbage is dumped, And so are you.

You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.

What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.

Ex: You'll never find someone like me. You: That's the point.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I feel bad for the guys, That end up with you.

Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.