Girlfriend Insults

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you.

Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?

You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.

Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.