Girlfriend Insults

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you.

Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?

Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.