Geek Insults

There are 24 geek insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
    268
  • 2
    Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    247
  • 3
    You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    182
  • 4
    You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
    161
  • 5
    Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    146
  • 6
    Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
    134
  • 7
    You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    110
  • 8
    I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
    86
  • 9
    Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    78
  • 10
    You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
    70
  • 11
    I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    55
  • 12
    This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
    48
  • 13
    If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    39
  • 14
    The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
    34
  • 15
    There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
    31
  • 16
    Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    18
  • 17
    You're not optimized for life are you?
    15
  • 18
    You're not important - you're just an NPC!
    12
  • 19
    You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.
    5
  • 20
    Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -12