Geek Insults
There are 24 geek insults and comebacks.
- 1You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.267
- 2Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.252
- 3You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.182
- 4You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.160
- 5Your IQ involves the square root of -1.148
- 6Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.134
- 7You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out110
- 8I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.86
- 9Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.79
- 10You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.69
- 11I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!55
- 12This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.51
- 13If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.41
- 14The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.33
- 15There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.32
- 16Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.17
- 17You're not optimized for life are you?15
- 18You're not important - you're just an NPC!12
- 19You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.5
- 20Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!-13