Geek Insults

There are 24 geek insults and comebacks.

  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    92
  • Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
    -22
  • Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    160
  • You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    197
  • I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    55
  • Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.
    -173
  • You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
    -18
  • Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
    150
  • You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
    274
  • You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
    117
  • Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    302
  • If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    50
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
    78
  • You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
    -43
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -23
  • The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
    33
  • I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
    91
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
    22
  • You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.
    4
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
    174