Random Geek Insults

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.

Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.

You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.