Geek Insults

There are 24 geek insults and comebacks.

  • Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
    217
  • This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
    36
  • You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
    -20
  • Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    70
  • I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
    52
  • Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    21
  • If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
    32
  • Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
    130
  • Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.
    -124
  • There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
    20
  • You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
    171
  • You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
    265
  • Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
    137
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
    17
  • You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
    -9
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
    153
  • You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
    68
  • The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
    32
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -5
  • You're not important - you're just an NPC!
    13