Funny Insults

You're so bald, I can see my reflection.

Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

My testicles just dropped.....WITH A VENGENCE!!!

Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.

Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.

Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!

You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."