Food Insults

There are 10 food insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Person: You are what you eat.
    Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
    411
  • 2
    Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
    142
  • 3
    You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
    111
  • 4
    You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    77
  • 5
    You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!
    57
  • 6
    I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
    36
  • 7
    Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -25
  • 8
    Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -32
  • 9
    You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -41
  • 10
    I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
    -81