Food Insults
There are 10 food insults and comebacks.
- 1Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.414 - 2Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!213
- 3You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.118
- 4You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.76
- 5You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!60
- 6I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.41
- 7Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.-26
- 8Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.-27
- 9You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.-46
- 10I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.-161