Food Insults

There are 10 food insults and comebacks.

  • You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
    101
  • Person: You are what you eat.
    Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
    406
  • I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
    34
  • Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
    139
  • You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -27
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -24
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -21
  • I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
    -76
  • You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    77
  • You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!
    57