Food Insults

You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.

Person: You are what you eat. Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.

I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.

Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!