Food Insults

There are 10 food insults and comebacks.

  • Idiot Insults
    You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
    118
  • Good Comebacks
    Person: You are what you eat.
    Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
    413
  • Casual Insults
    I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
    41
  • Fat Insults
    Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
    199
  • Skinny Insults
    You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -50
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -28
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -25
  • Skinny Insults
    I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
    -156
  • Fat Insults
    You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    78
  • Money Insults
    You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!
    60