Random Food Insults

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!

Person: You are what you eat. Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!

I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.