Female Insults

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.

I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.

Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.