Female Insults

There are 15 female insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
    623
  • 2
    Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
    611
  • 3
    I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
    589
  • 4
    If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
    461
  • 5
    If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
    344
  • 6
    I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
    247
  • 7
    KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    211
  • 8
    Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
    204
  • 9
    Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
    168
  • 10
    Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
    155
  • 11
    I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
    118
  • 12
    Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
    95
  • 13
    Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
    80
  • 14
    You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
    46
  • 15
    Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
    She already uses your Dad's dick.
    -12