Random Female Insults

Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.