Female Insults

There are 15 female insults and comebacks.

  • I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.
    87
  • Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
    140
  • Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.
    75
  • Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
    She already uses your Dad's dick.
    -7
  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    201
  • Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
    158
  • I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
    558
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
    86
  • If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
    330
  • If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
    435
  • You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
    44
  • I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
    238
  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
    185
  • They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
    603
  • Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
    598