Female Insults

I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.

Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
She already uses your Dad's dick.

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!